Got kids? Sleepy kids you can't wake up in the morning that are always missing the bus or late for school?
Need a way to get them out of bed quickly and efficiently?
We have the answer for you.
Get yourself a rooster. That would probably work. A good cock a doodle do early in the morning will probably solve your problem.
I mean, you could try discipline. Make them go to bed on time. Feed them healthy, well balanced meals. Make sure they get enough exercise. Limit television and internet. But god, that sounds like a lot of work. And you already have too much work to do. Aren't kids supposed to raise themselves?
Some do. Some don't. But parenting them certainly can't be the answer. Who does that anymore?
No. relax. You don't have to be a good parent. You just need a bugle. That's all. Give it a couple of good toots every morning and all your problems will be solved.