Reusable Shopping Bags

Do you take reusable shopping bags to the store? Everyone seems to nowadays. Not only do they make less waste, but most stores offer a discount for bringing your own bags. Where I shop, Pathmark and A & P both give a two cent discount per reusable bag and Shoprite offers a huge five cents per bag. Every penny counts. Especially in these tough economic times.

The only thing is those bags can be expensive to purchase. In the supermarket they usually sell for around $4.99 a piece. Even at 5 cents savings per bag it'll still take 100 uses just to break even. Fortunately for you, we have a cheaper reusable shopping bag. Priced at only $2.66 each our bags are nearly 50% cheaper than the average. That means your actual grocery store savings start to kick in in half the time versus the price of typical eco-shopping bags.

Being green shouldn't cost you more - it should save you money. And with our bags it actually does.

Ideal for Robbing Convenience Stores

Times are tough. The news keeps saying the economy is getting better, yet somehow it mysteriously isn't. Go figure... the media is telling us lies. That's never happened before. NOT!

But we do what we have to do to survive in our times. We walk instead of drive. We bicycle. We rob local convenience stores. Maybe even banks. Depending on our level of ambition.

Hey, we were robbed first. And often. All those bailouts for people making six figures, plus million dollar bonuses. And then big corps like GE pay absolutely no taxes. And now gas prices have gone all crazy AGAIN!

With big dilemmas like these, the answers aren't always clear, but in this case, I think they are very obvious. Robbery is the answer. If you are robbed, steal back. It's in the bible... an eye for an eye.

But unlike Chevy and Bank of America your theft is considered illegal by the government. So please disguise yourself first.